Need more tax cheats in charge of the IRS. I'm surprised anybody noticed. After all the Clinton gang is now back in power. You know all the scandals they got into.
My guess is soon the only ones who will pay taxes are government employees because the rest of us will be unemployed.
Or in jail for tax evasion.
So to pay for all these schemes they have to take back all those pensions the government gave away for working for the crooks in Washington.
Of course the vets might object. They killed people for those checks after all.
The geezers are broke so they gave their houses away to the banks for reverse mortgages to pay for golf and bingo.
So much for the estate taxes.
The foreigners are tapped out. Free trade sucked them in to Madoff schemes and they are all losing their asses. Seen them on TV throwing yogurt at their leaders. Poor bastards have to waste good food on the sons a bitches.
Pretty soon we'll have to steal the money to bail them out too.
That means the gang in Washington will have to take over a small oil producing country!
It will have to be small because they wouldn't want to get their asses kicked.
We still remember Jimmy Carter getting whipped by a rabbit.
Then again I'm still trying to figure out what government job would I qualify for?
After all, I like to work!
Standing around scratching your ass and bitching about benefits is a drag.
Especially when someone screws up and works through their break.
Then again, Walmart will probably be the only place left to shop so I'm probably safe until they bring in another 10 million Mexicans to take our place.
My guess is soon the only ones who will pay taxes are government employees because the rest of us will be unemployed.
Or in jail for tax evasion.
So to pay for all these schemes they have to take back all those pensions the government gave away for working for the crooks in Washington.
Of course the vets might object. They killed people for those checks after all.
The geezers are broke so they gave their houses away to the banks for reverse mortgages to pay for golf and bingo.
So much for the estate taxes.
The foreigners are tapped out. Free trade sucked them in to Madoff schemes and they are all losing their asses. Seen them on TV throwing yogurt at their leaders. Poor bastards have to waste good food on the sons a bitches.
Pretty soon we'll have to steal the money to bail them out too.
That means the gang in Washington will have to take over a small oil producing country!
It will have to be small because they wouldn't want to get their asses kicked.
We still remember Jimmy Carter getting whipped by a rabbit.
Then again I'm still trying to figure out what government job would I qualify for?
After all, I like to work!
Standing around scratching your ass and bitching about benefits is a drag.
Especially when someone screws up and works through their break.
Then again, Walmart will probably be the only place left to shop so I'm probably safe until they bring in another 10 million Mexicans to take our place.
W.C. Varones Blog: B of A - Merrill paid early bonuses while extorting taxpayers
Good riddance to Hank Paulson. If only his replacement weren't Tim Geithner. And not because Geithner is a tax cheat. He was president of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York as the banks under his watch were taking on outrageous leverage to load up on toxic assets. And he was Vice Chairman of Greenspan's Open Market Committee that created the housing bubble. It's like nominating the captain of the Exxon Valdez to run the Environmental Protection Agency.
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