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 Hordes of Horny Geezers Storm Wal-Mart’s Dating Night < Satirium

Hordes of Horny Geezers Storm Wal-Mart’s Dating Night

Frightened Female Shoppers Hide in Bathrooms, Dressing Rooms
Wal-Mart hurriedly canceled the national rollout of its “Love in the Aisles” program after hordes of horny geezers filled more than 200 stores Friday hoping to find dates. Startled female shoppers of all ages fled to bathrooms, dressing rooms, and garden centers for refuge.

“We regret any inconvenience to our customers and offer our sincere apologies to anyone who had an unpleasant shopping experience,” the nation’s largest retailer said in a terse statement.

The program made its debut Friday night at 200 stores nationwide and was seen by retailing experts as a clever marketing ploy. Shoppers of both sexes who wanted to participate registered as they entered the store and were given a red heart to attach to their shopping cart.

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